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		<title>stupid short jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2010/stupid-short-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 13:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nyctech</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stupid One Liners]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fish joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[seaweed joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[space jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, I have 2 verrrrrry stupid short jokes for you today, sorry I have been away for a little bit patrolling for stupid patrol - but am back with the utmost in stupidity! 1) Why did the fish get expelled from school? He was caught with seaweed!! hehehe 2) How do you get to outer space?? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Lease is a Lease</title>
		<link>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/a-lease-is-a-lease/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/a-lease-is-a-lease/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 17:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nyctech</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Apartments]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid People Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid Women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cockroach]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/?p=235</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman called up a pet store...]]></description>
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		<title>A Different Breed of Fly</title>
		<link>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/a-different-breed-of-fly/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/a-different-breed-of-fly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 16:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nyctech</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stupid Police]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid Speeders]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Farmer Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fly Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Trooper Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/?p=232</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding...]]></description>
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		<title>The Psychic Hotline &#8211; Part 1</title>
		<link>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/the-psychic-hotline-part-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/the-psychic-hotline-part-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nyctech</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stupid Animal Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid Places]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid Psychic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[animal jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frog Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Psychic jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/?p=222</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, &#8220;You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.&#8221; The frog says, &#8220;This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?&#8221; &#8220;No,&#8221; says the psychic. &#8220;Next semester in her biology class.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Yo Mama Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/stupid-yo-mama-jokes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/stupid-yo-mama-jokes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nyctech</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stupid Mama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid Thanksgiving]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thanksgiving]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fat jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mama jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid mama jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/?p=212</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Happy Thanksgiving all! As many people are visiting mama this weekend &#8211; yo mama jokes come to mind! Have fun with this little collection of yo mama jokes here on the Stupid Patrol - astupidjoke.com. Yo Mamma is so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn&#8217;t have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Joke &#8211; Loyal Packers Fan</title>
		<link>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/stupid-joke-loyal-packers-fan/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/stupid-joke-loyal-packers-fan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nyctech</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Football Jokes]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/?p=203</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself &#8220;what a waste&#8221; he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, &#8220;Is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Joke &#8211; Anesthetic</title>
		<link>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/stupid-joke-anesthetic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/stupid-joke-anesthetic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nyctech</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Redneck Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid Doctors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[anesthetic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hillbilly]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/?p=200</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching the doctor&#8217;s every move, he asked, &#8220;What&#8217;s that?&#8221; The doctor explained, &#8220;This is an anesthetic. After he gets this he won&#8217;t know a thing.&#8221; &#8220;Save your time, Doc,&#8221; exclaimed the man. &#8220;He don&#8217;t know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trouble sleeping</title>
		<link>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/trouble-sleeping/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/trouble-sleeping/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 07:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nyctech</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stupid Adult Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid Doctors]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/?p=180</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems ]]></description>
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		<title>Barbershop Community Service</title>
		<link>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/barbershop-community-service/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/barbershop-community-service/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nyctech</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stupid Goverment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid on the Job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[congressmen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid jokes]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/?p=177</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, ]]></description>
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		<title>Frog Banking</title>
		<link>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/frog-banking/</link>
		<comments>http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/2009/frog-banking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:47:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>nyctech</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stupid Animal Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid Banks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid Employees]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid Office Workers]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.stupidpatrol.com/stupidjokes/?p=175</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller]]></description>
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