A woman called up a pet store…

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?” “No,” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class.”

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller

do drugstores make the sick walk

A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign