Nov 012009
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself “what a waste” he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, “Is [...]
Oct 122009
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
Oct 122009
These were entries for a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme
Oct 112009
Math Lessons are sometimes needed to understand the basics of normal human existence, for example
Oct 112009
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
Oct 112009
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California
Oct 112009
Sitting behind some nuns (whose habits partially blocked …
Oct 112009
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over
Oct 112009
All of his life Len had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems
Oct 112009
A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign