A woman called up a pet store…
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding…
Happy Thanksgiving all! As many people are visiting mama this weekend – yo mama jokes come to mind! Have fun with this little collection of yo mama jokes here on the Stupid Patrol – astupidjoke.com. Yo Mamma is so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn’t have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside [...]
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself “what a waste” he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, “Is [...]
A priest, a Southern Baptist preacher, and a rabbi all served
A first-grade teacher explains to her class that she is an New England Patriots fan.
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
A young doctor had moved out to a small community
These were entries for a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme
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