OK, I have 2 verrrrrry stupid short jokes for you today, sorry I have been away for a little bit patrolling for stupid patrol - but am back with the utmost in stupidity! 1) Why did the fish get expelled from school? He was caught with seaweed!! hehehe 2) How do you get to outer space?? [...]
A woman called up a pet store…
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding…
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?” “No,” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class.”
Happy Thanksgiving all! As many people are visiting mama this weekend – yo mama jokes come to mind! Have fun with this little collection of yo mama jokes here on the Stupid Patrol – astupidjoke.com. Yo Mamma is so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn’t have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside [...]
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself “what a waste” he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, “Is [...]
A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching the doctor’s every move, he asked, “What’s that?” The doctor explained, “This is an anesthetic. After he gets this he won’t know a thing.” “Save your time, Doc,” exclaimed the man. “He don’t know [...]
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut,